Barbi Does Miami

mostly from my oxymoronic years between Miami and Milford


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holiday inn petersburg

party polaroid pix by mikey

party polaroid pix by mikey

in a holiday inn suite with two surprisingly comfy queen size beds, twins fell asleep to their mantra of being homesick. we did washington yesterday afternoon, it was supposed to be a whirlwind visit but thanks to mapquest who got the geography of washington, nw, sw, se, ne, etc totally screwed up I’m pretty sure we saw ALL of das capitol. road signs to manassas and dumfries which Iona quickly turned to dumassas and manfries helped me stay alert. food on the road is a huge problem. bigger than universal healthcare. in fact if food on the road were only slightly better we may not need universal healthcare. i will send an open letter about this to obama, who we did not meet on our visit, which was a good thing since michelle was bound to spot the large grease stain on my new donna karan skirt (which she would admire) caused by the breakfast sandwich i purchased, and chucked out the window. savannah tonight with the possibility of a green salad.


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leaving with luxury intent

amber and her snake wall, bye amber be good

amber and her snake wall, bye amber be good

car packed. girls in it, too sleepy for tears. alastair and iain in the driveway waving blowing kisses. outta here and ready for miami via washington savannah and vero beach


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the day before we leave

beautiful last day at home

beautiful last day at home

my studio in hibernation

my studio in hibernation

why am i leaving here? the most beautiful home, the most fabulous friends, the best bakery, the best school, close to NYC. so why?
is it a stupid idea? am i fucking with a good thing? a great thing? panic grabs me every morning before everyone wakes. the twins feel as i do. freaked out. mommy they say, miami is too grown up for us. like it is r rated and they should not really be allowed in. they have a point of course. they always do. iona wants r rated. iona, age 13 craves r rated. alastair, age 56, also craves r rated for pretty much the same reasons iona does: action, attention, parties, nubile topless bodies, sun, sand, and the unexpected. neither is much interested in packin up and gettin ready. they just want to be there already. as a result i’m packin and gettin ready. all before the party later today. the party that will be a good party not a good-bye party…